Five minutes in my life

So J. called today and wanted to know if she could come by and drop something off. Sure, nothing's happening around here, it's pretty quiet, come on by. And then...

Molly started crying so I changed her diaper.
And Emily started crying.
Molly's clothes had poo on them so I have to find new ones.
But first I wrapped her up and went in to comfort Emily quickly.
Took Molly back to find clothes.
Someone besides me put up the baby clothes; can't find anything.
I hear Cooper fussing.
Go comfort him; Molly still naked.
Scott texts me.
Continue looking for clothes for Molly.
Dress Molly.
Emily is crying again.
Change her diaper.
Mom texts me.
Text Scott back.
Text Mom back.
Comfort Emily.
Cooper is crying.
Change Cooper.
Still crying.
Decide it is time for bottles.
No bottles made.
Start to mix formula.
Assemble bottle parts.
Scott texts me.
Text him back.
Molly is crying.
Emily is crying.
Cooper is crying.
Doorbell rings.
Mom texts me.
Scott calls.
Answer door. It is J. She has paperwork.
Fill out paperwork.
Scott calls again (because I didn't answer).
Mom texts again.
Try to talk with J. over babies crying.
J. leaves.
Text Scott: "Can't talk now"
Text Mom.
Go back to bottle making.
Can of formula empty.
Open new can.
Slice finger open on rim of can.
Grab towel to soak up blood.
Scoop up powdered formula; try not to bleed into formula.
Molly is crying.
Emily is crying.
Cooper is crying.
Run to living room and comfort them.
Go back to finish formula.
Spill formula.
Mop it up with towel. Hope it's not the same one I bled on.
Pour up bottles.
Warm bottles.
Go look for Band Aid.
Molly is crying.
Emily is crying.
Cooper is crying.
Mom texts.
Scott texts.
Try to text back; bleed on phone.
No Band Aids.
Still bleeding.
Molly is crying.
Emily is crying.
Cooper is crying.
Bottles are ready.
Mom arrives.
Molly is asleep.
Emily is asleep.
Cooper is asleep.

Mom says: "Well, at least it's quiet."

Assemble make-shift Band Aid with cut up breast pad and freezer/masking tape.

Wouldn't you be tired, too?